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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Fri May 23, 2008 6:21 am

Hahahhahaha! what a terrible joke! Wink

anyway...... R*ma Merde Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Fri May 23, 2008 1:33 pm

HAHA great joke Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Sat May 24, 2008 4:58 pm

Ali Alkatiri wrote:
Interesting article about the Captain of AS Roma on BBC:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3109197.stm


Yeah I have a copy of that book "Tutte le Barzellette su Totti" and it's really funny!
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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Sat May 24, 2008 5:50 pm



Ah Signora Totti....
Not really a joke but I love this picture!
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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Sun May 25, 2008 12:57 pm

Signora Totti, nice jersey Wink
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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:22 am

Q: How do you circumsise a Roma Fan? scratch

A: Kick his sister in the teeth. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:47 am

hahhahahaaa

A Lazio fan and Roma fan are walking in the woods at nigth, pitch dark, wolves howling, every now and then a shushing sound comes from the bushes, and the Roma fan says: "I'm scared"
And the Lazio fan says :"What do you think how I feel I'll have to go back alone"

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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:13 pm

What did the Merda fan do when his team won a European trophy?

Turned off the Playstation and fooled around with his sister...
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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:53 pm

SPOILER : naughty joke Very Happy

Zlatan, Kaka and Totti went one night to eat some Chinese in Milano.
At the end of the meal, the waiter came with the bill and ask 'Pay now pay now please!'

Zlatan took his jacket and saw he forgot his wallet, Kaka replied the same, and Totti, well he didn't knew what a wallet was for.

So Zlaten called the waiter back, and said 'Look, we've forgotten our wallets, but as you can see, we are 3 big football stars, so if we give our signatures and some pics with you guys here, we call it even, OK?"

'No way no way' said the Chinese waiter 'here only Chinese way to solve problem !'

'And what's that?' asked Kaka.

And the Chinese waiter replied : 'Well, you and you and you, get your dick out, I will measure it and when total of all 3 dicks together is 20 inch, you no pay, you no pay and you no pay!'

'Oh righty, easy' said Zlatan, he dropped his pants, and the waiter measured 'Ohhh, big one, you 10 inch good boy good boy !'
Then Kaka unzipped his, the waiter measured 'Ohh, good one, you 9 inch ! Good good, total 19 inch, so 1 inch to go !'
So the last was Totti and he dropped his pants, and the waiter looked 'Ohh no good you no good, but I measure 1 inch... so 10 + 9 + 1 is 20 inch ... ok for me, you no pay tonight !'

The 3 left the restaurant and outside Zlatan and Kaka were laughing with Totti's little pecker.
But Totti replied 'Just shut up, stop laughing, you guys must thank me.
You were very very lucky tonight to get out without paying'

'Why ?' asked Kaka

'Well' said Totti 'thankgod my dick was hard as hell !'
Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:12 pm

Pazke you are the man.

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised Surprised
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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:35 pm

pazke wrote:
SPOILER : naughty joke

'Well' said Totti 'thankgod my dick was hard as hell !'
Very Happy
crazy man paz
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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:05 am

On their first night together, Newlywed's Totti & Tottina go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. Totti beaming proudly says

"My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."

Tottina opens her robe, and Totti is astonished.

"Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture"

Puzzled Tottina asks, "My picture?"

He answers,

"Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and this time Tottina asks,

"Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."

At that comment Totti opens his robe.

Stunned and shocked, Tottina exclaims, "oh, oH, OH MY GOD, LET ME GET A PICTURE!!!".

TOTTI beams and says,

"Is it so you can carry your beauty next to your heart forever aswell?"

"No Francesco" she says "Its so I can get it enlarged!"








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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:46 am

The Pope, Delio Rossi, Spalletti and Mourinho are sitting in a hot air balloon flying over the Roman skyline.

Mourinho takes out his wallet, takes a 500 € banknote and drops it down : 'Look, I've just made one man happy doing this.'

Spalletti takes out his wallet, takes two 500 € banknotes and drops it also down : 'Now look guys, I've just made two guys happy doing that'

The Pope stands up, looks over the city, mumbles a bit and blesses it : 'Now look, I've just made the whole city of Rome happy...with no money.'

Delio looks at the Pope and then looks at the other two :'Hmmm, ok, now it's my turn.'
He grabbed Spalletti by his colar, lifts him up and throw him out of the balloon, down to the city.

'What are you doing ?' shouts the Pope.
'Well' Delio replied 'I've just made half of the city happy doing this, and now I'm gonna make the rest of Italy happy !'

'How ?' asked Mourinho.
Then Delio grabed The Special One by his colar, lifts him up and throw him out of the balloon, down to the city.
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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:19 pm

Luciano Spaletti walks into a bar with his pet monkey name Totti, sits down and orders a drink. Shortly after, Totti starts jumping all over the place and acting crazy. Totti grabs some olives off the bar and eats them… grabs some sliced limes and eats them… then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at Spaletti, “Did you see what your monkey just did?” “No, what?” says Spaletti. “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!” says the bartender. “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me, he eats everything in sight. Quite an appetite. I’ll pay for the cue ball and other things he ate.” He the finishes his drink, pays the bill, and leaves. Two weeks later Spaletti is back at the same bar again, Totti by his side as usual. He orders a drink and Totti starts running around the bar again.

While the Spaletti is drinking, Totti finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did?” “What this time?” asks Spaletti. “Well, he stuck a cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!” says the barkeeper.

“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replies Spaletti. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures it first!”
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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:43 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:06 pm

Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:18 am

A blind rabbit and a blind skunk run into each other in the woods one day.

"Who are you?" asked the rabbit.

"I don't know, I'm blind" replied the skunk.

"So am I!" replied the rabbit, "Why don't we feel each other all over and try to guess what we are".

The skunk went first. "You're really furry with big floppy ears and a wee bobbed tail. You're a rabbit!"

Then the rabbit took his turn, "You've got very wirey hair, horrible greasy skin and you really stink. Your a fu.cking Roma supporter!"

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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:38 am

Totti's grandfather goes upon an apple tree to pick some apple.
Suddenly he falls down and dies!
Totti's brother phones him and says: " boy, you don't know what happened! Our grandfather fell down from a tree and we lost him "
Totti says: " he-he, fool, look for him under the tree then you will find him, heh! "
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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:44 am

Totti gives a name to his son – “Rome” to enjoy people saying: “Look-look “Rome’s Papa” is coming!!!
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PostSubject: Re: SS. LAZIO vs AS ROMA JOKES   Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:49 am

The young Totti comes from his first day at school and says to his father: "We were learning the alphabet today. Everybody learned the half but I learned the whole without a problem".
So the father replied: "Well, son, u are Totti u are very clever".
Second day. Totti is telling about his day: "Today we were learning math. Everybody learned how to calculate to 10 but I learned how to calculate to 20" And the father: "Well, son, u are Totti, u are very clever".
The third day: "Dad, today we were having P.E. and the other guys have very tiny penises and mine is bigger and have hair and everything."
His dad: "Well, son, this is normal. After all u are 20 and they are 7 years old"
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